麻烦高手帮忙翻译下.谢谢

Boy: Baby, I love you. I can swear to the sun.
Girl:You are lying. We are in the house, without sunlight shining in.
Boy:Ok. Then I swear to the bulk light.
Girl:Then you will go to the music lay with me, is it?
Boy:hm..Baby, I'd like to, but..
Girl:Oh...you don't love me.
Boy:Ok. Let's decide with a draw. If we draw fishing, let's just go fishing. And if it's play, I will go to the play with you.
GIRL:fINE.
Boy:Hahhh, look, it's fishing.
Girl:Oh...you don't love me.
Boy:But then what do you want me to do? You agreed that we would decide by the draw.
Girl:Let's have a second draw.
Boy:hm, ok. But this time I will draw. (The boy drew the play) Can I draw again?
Girl:No.
Boy:Why you can but I can't?
The boy and girl said simultaneously:
Girl:Fine, then I will go fishing and you go to the play.
Boy:Fine, then I will go the play and you go fishing.

That day the girl harvested a very big fish and began to fall in love with fishing, while the boy started to love music play.

The next week
Boy:Baby, look, I have two tickets for a music play. Let's go for it.
Girl:ho...
Boy:I know you would like it.
Girl:Oh my god!Sorry I have had an appointment with friends for fishing today.
Boy:What?Fish agai?you don't love me . do you?? what am i going to do with you?? !!! AHHHHHHH...