求《武林外传》英语剧本~~ 我们班上要表演个话剧，不用一集完整的，大概五分钟的剧本就好了，谢谢大家啊~

This is a part from ,in Chinese ,called 《武林外传》。In this part ,姬，who is a Offenders ,escape from the Prison ,and return to The Tongfu hotel to revenge! However, he can’t remember who he is ,in other words he forgets everything that once happened in the hotel. Being frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away, and our story begins!

白（急）：pick up things that are necessary, and then we should run away as possible as we can!

掌柜： Why? Are you okay, Zhan tang

白：Ji escape from the prison!

大嘴:Ai….It isn’t as bad as I thought. If he dares to come, I will put him into the prison again without yours’ help.

白：Then I just need to wait for your body. Nobody knows how strong he is. If there was not a exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here today.

掌柜（面露紧张）：Then what we should do ,now?

白：We can do nothing except run away as soon as possible.

掌柜(转向贝)：Xiao Bei ,there is not any point studying ,you ,now inform Xiucai and Xiao guo.Hurry!

（秀才进）

Bei:Okay,Xiucai is coming ,now I will go to inform Xiaoguo!

秀才：Em,I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power!

掌柜（摔掉手中的书）:Don’t you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo!

秀才：No. She will hit me.

老白：（放下手中东西，指着秀才）If you don’t go ,I will hit you

秀才：It is better to say something than do for a gentleman.

掌柜：（把秀才向门外推）

秀才： AI…..Is it every difficult to accept the truth?

掌柜：（收拾手中的手饰） Ok, say it!

秀才：It will begin with the relationship between the universe and the human being.

白：Excellent! Beautiful ! Well, take the pillow?

秀才：Then ,why you were laughing at me?

掌柜:It is our ignorance .Where is my mirror?

秀才：（疑惑）you?

掌柜:We are stupid !Okay?? Go, quickly.Well,where is Dazui?

白：He goes to rent a trio .

掌柜：Then we are ready. Isn’t it?

（楼下传来打斗声，碗碟破碎声，老白，掌柜的出）

贝：Then when will we go?

（姬拉过小贝，小贝大叫）

白:Stop! She is your own daughter!( (The shopkeeper speak to Lao Bai’s ear with low voice ,then,Lao Bai frightened) What?

掌柜:I have no choice!

白：Although, you shouldn’t tell lies!

姬：Then whose daughter she is on earth？

掌柜：yours!（指向姬）....his!

姬：What? His daughter? Your are a big beast!

秀才:Stop! Once a sage said Force will not resolve any problems!

众人： Who?

秀才：DR.LV.

姬(angry)：Well, I will kill you the way you like!

郭 :(comes out)the row mountain pour sea,(BE used the arm elbow system by the small 姬 ) Alas!.

姬: Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life.

秀才：

Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before you kill me, please tell me who would have killed me.

姬：Silly question! It’s me, of course!

秀才：Who is that “me”?

姬：How do I know who you are !

秀才(smile)：Well ,there is the question.

姬:What do you mean on earth?

秀才：It Will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you from the day you were born till the day you die.

姬：What’s the problem?

秀才：Who am I?

姬：I’ve already known it!

秀才：Really? No, you don’t know. Who are you? Are you Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the signal off, who are you?

姬：I….I don’t know. And I don’t have to know!

秀才：Alright, then answer me another question---who am I?

姬：This question has been asked just now.

秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself!

姬：Any difference?

秀才：For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you?

姬：This…This question is not worthy to answer!

秀才：Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?!

姬(angry)：OK, that’s enough!

秀才：Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard?

姬(angry)：I’ll kill you!

秀才(with louder voice)：who kills me, and who is killed by me?!

姬(silent for a long time)：I kill myself?

秀才：Yes, congratulations! You are right! Then do it!

旁白：Jimuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.

秀才：He wouldn’t get up again, would he?

展堂：（摸其呼吸） Never!

小郭：How to say this…….

秀才(smile)：Easy! Knowledge is power! （Applause ）welcome to see the knowledge Competition hold by the Tongfu hotel the same time next week!

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