哪位翻译高手帮我翻译一下这个自我介绍？

Good morning every judges.I came from Taiyuan Shanxi.Ever since i was born,I was to be different.This is my name***.A few minutes ago I sang a song about a stubborn, aggressive, treachery, and a crazy girl is the true image of me.To comclude,I'm very flexible.People always say that we write our energy on our face and we draw our wills in our heart.Now I am willing to be a reporter.I am willing to use my warm heart and artless language bring people joy and inspire them.A physicist Archimedes had said:"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."And I would say:"Give me a stage big enough and a fuction on witch to support, and I shall rock the future!"I am*** a funny and sensitive girl.Thank you.
(记住名字要先说名后说姓！结尾一定要说Thank you。Thanks不好。我翻了好久哦，呵呵。蛮长的一段。翻译保对。加油，祝你好运！）

Each teacher everyone of 评委 good, I am from mountain west a too original examinee.Natal of time's wearing for the omen will be the multitudes medium different existence, this is my name-xxx.Just sang in the song of that is some intractable, some overbearing, have a little treachery, having some the crary miss is my true portrayal!Generalize myself with a words:Quiet such as place son, move if take off a rabbit!I outspoken enthusiasm, like in brief but free music;My 娴 calms down steady heavy, have a passion for the novel prose of affection earnestness.People often say:The youth writes in the on the face, the wishes records in mind.Now, to sow a sound to manage of look forward to and pursue at I am here.I hope earnestly to use the heart of sincerity, simple language, happy and touched bring more people.Physicist Archimedes once said:Give me a fulcrum, I can start to pry the whole Earth!But I mean to say:Give me a satge, I will speak unprecedented fascinating!I am a xxx, one is sarcastic but don't lose a steady heavy girl again.Thanks对结果不满意？去沙龙向词友求助！

Each appraisal committee teacher everybody good, I am come from the Shanxi Taiyuan's examinee.Birth time on the omen could be in all living things the dissimilar existence, this will be my name - - xxx.In the song sang a moment ago that somewhat willful, somewhat rampant, a little rebel, but also had some crazy girls was my real portrayal! Summarizes me with a speech: The static like virgin, moves fast like! I frank warm, likes simple and the free music; I quiet and refined steady, deeply loves the sentimental sincere novel prose.The people often said that,The youth writes on the face, the desire bears in mind.Now, to broadcast management yearning for with pursue in my here.I will long for with the sincere heart, the simple language, will be joyful and takes to more people affected.Physicist Archimedes has said: For me a pivot, I can the pry entire Earth! But I only want to say that,For me a stage, I can say the unprecedented splendor! I am xxx, one smart-alecky and also not the jitter heavy girl.Thanks!

Each appraisal committee teacher hello, I am come from the ShanxiTaiyuan's examinee. Birth time on the omen could be in the all livingthings the dissimilar existence, this will be my name - xxx. In thesong sang a moment ago that somewhat did as one pleases, was somewhatrampant, a little rebel, but also had some crazy girls was my realportrayal! Summarizes I with a speech: The static like virgin, moveslike 脱兔! I frank am warm, like simple and the free music; I 娴静am steady, deeply love the sentimental sincere novel prose. The peopleoften said that, The youth writes on the face, the desire记在心里. Now, to broadcast management yearning for with pursue inmy here. I longed for with the sincere heart, the simple language,will be joyful and affected takes to more people. Physicist Archimedeshas said: For me a pivot, I can the pry entire Earth! But I only wantto say that, For me a stage, I can say the unprecedented splendor! Iam xxx, smart-alecky and also do not lose the steady girl. Thanks!

Each teacher everyone of rater good, I am from mountain west a too original examinee.Natal of time's wearing for the omen will be the multitudes medium different existence, this is my name-xxx.Just sang in the song of that is some intractable, some overbearing, have a little treachery, having some the crary miss is my true portrayal!Generalize myself with a words:Quiet such as place son, move if take off a rabbit!I outspoken enthusiasm, like in brief but free music;My calms down steady heavy, have a passion for the novel prose of affection earnestness.People often say:The youth writes in the on the face, the wishes records in mind.Now, to sow a sound to manage of look forward to and pursue at I am here.I hope earnestly to use the heart of sincerity, simple language, happy and touched bring more people.Physicist Archimedes once said:Give me a fulcrum, I can start to pry the whole Earth!But I mean to say:Give me a satge, I will speak unprecedented fascinating!I am a xxx, one is sarcastic but don't lose a steady heavy girl again.Thanks!

Each appraisal committee teacher everybody good, I am come from the Shanxi Taiyuan's examinee.Birth time on the omen could be in all living things the dissimilar existence, this will be my name - - xxx.In the song sang a moment ago that somewhat willful, somewhat rampant, a little rebel, but also had some crazy girls was my real portrayal! Summarizes me with a speech: The static like virgin, moves fast like! I frank warm, likes simple and the free music; I quiet and refined steady, deeply loves the sentimental sincere novel prose.The people often said that,The youth writes on the face, the desire bears in mind.Now, to broadcast management yearning for with pursue in my here.I will long for with the sincere heart, the simple language, will be joyful and takes to more people affected.Physicist Archimedes has said: For me a pivot, I can the pry entire Earth! But I only want to say that,For me a stage, I can say the unprecedented splendor! I am xxx, one smart-alecky and also not the jitter heavy girl.Thanks!对结果不满意？去沙龙向词友求助！