英语翻译，都是口语，急用！拜托各位达人了！谢谢

I can not stand you
Do so, my dear
3 I'll spare you the number of times ah?
4. Beg you to spare my time!
5 scold me, and I are doing as much.
I swear never to scold you
If they do not sign (the contract), we may have a problem of
If they do not sign, I will eat my hat!Do so, my dear3 I'll spare you the number of times ah?4. Beg you to spare my time!5 scold me, and I are doing as much.I swear never to scold youIf they do not sign (the contract), we may have a problem ofIf they do not sign, I will eat my hat!

1. I can't stand you
2. Don't be like this, Dear
3. How many times do I have to let you get away with this?
4. Please forgive me just once more!
5. Stop scolding me, I am trying my best.
6. I swear I won't scold you anymore
7. If they don't sign the contract, we will be in trouble
8. If they don't sign, I will eat my hat!