我下周要做英语值日报告，但不知道该讲什么，大家有没有什么好的故事可以讲啊？

可以讲个笑话什么的。
比如：
Another Doctor
Looking down at his patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I must tell you: You are a very sick man. I'm sure you would want to know the facts. I don't think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would like to see?"
Bending down toward the sick man, the doctor heard him softly answer, "Yes."
"Who is it?"
In a little stronger tone, the patient said, "Another doctor."
另一个医生
看着病人，医生决定告诉他实情。“我觉得我必须告诉你：你的病很严重。我确信你想知道实情。我想你没有多少时间了。现在，你想见见谁吗？”医生弯下腰去，听到病人轻轻地说道：“想。”
“想见谁呢？”病人的声音大了一点：“再看一个医生。”

http://www.ivyel.com/Html/story/50_Index.html

里面全是英语小故事

http://www.ivyel.com/Html/story/46_Index.html（英语笑话）

Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes.

我们的孙女儿读二年级，老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄。

Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" he asked.

她的爸爸发现她选择了他，真是受宠若惊。“你为什么选我呢？”他问。

"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.

“因为我不会拼阿诺得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger)，“她说。

楼主慢慢找合适的吧