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This semester there are many exams, but also the examination next Thursday. Depressing dead! You should not be so many UK exam, right? And we have 5 o'clock every morning to get up, you get up every morning?

This semester has many tests, next Thursday must take a test. Was melancholy! Your Britain should not that many tests? Moreover we take five spots to get out of bed in the morning every day, how many do you get out of bed in the morning every day?

I have a lot of exams this semester, and i'm not so happy because i have a exam next Thursday. You don't have so many exams there, do you?
and we have to get up at 5 o'clock every morning. when do you get up every day?

This semester there are many exams, but also the examination next Thursday. Depressing dead! You should not be so many UK exam, right? And we have 5 o'clock every morning to get up, you get up every morning?