痞子阿姆讽两首歌讽刺杰克逊和布兰妮等人的中文歌词

是 we made you

Guess who 猜猜是谁？
You missed me? 你们想我了？
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus! 杰西卡，唱 副歌！
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
当你穿过这道门，我很清楚
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
你是他们崇拜的人之一，他们来看谁？
You're a... rockstar (baby)
你是一个……摇滚之星(孩子)。
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
每个人都想要你(大家都想要你)。
Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
谁能责怪你(谁能责怪你)。
We're the ones who made you
我们成就了你 ~（thinshady友情翻译）
Back by popular demand
回到大众口味
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can 现在流行一点zantac（药物，还是不懂）antacid(制酸剂，可能为了押韵）如果可以的话
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
你准备应对即将到来的任何任务
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
感觉如何？ 它是奇妙的，它是1000美元？
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
看看所有的群众在看台上
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
不要屠杀 Fans?
I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
我认为Kim Kardashian 是个男人
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
一个男人想在她的巨大臀部上放手 而很不安 －－（金娜娜90友情翻译）
Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
握住它，压碎它，然后把它传给她的朋友
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
他回来的时候能像他做的那么帅吗？
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
是的,他可以,可以,别再问我吧
He does not mean to les-bian offend
他并不是冒犯女同性恋（les-bian)
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
但是 Lindsay，请回来看看男人们
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
Samantha是2分你使完美的10分 （金娜娜90友情翻译）
＊Samantha 是英国的DjLindsay Rohan的爱人
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
我知道你想要我,女孩,事实上,我能笑而不语~~。
Now come in girl. 现在 请进 girl

(重复）When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
2nd Verse: wop
the enforcer lookin for more women to torture...
这个enforcer寻找更多的妇女来折磨
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse 'er
走近最可爱的女孩,charlie horse
sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
不好意思，Porsha，Ellen Degeneress怎么样？，我不喜欢
are ya tellin me tenderness
你告诉我温柔点？
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
好吧，我能像一个文雅的绅士
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two tenergin(?)
给我 ventolin（又是一种药剂）和
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
我将邀请 Sarah Palin出去吃饭
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
和他爱爱，宝贝问候我的小朋友
Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Brit?忘记K fed让我们切断中间商
里面的K Fed 是Britney Spears的前男友Kevin Federline （金娜娜90友情翻译）
Forget 'em or you are gonna end up in the hospital again
忘记他们或者你会再次住进医院
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
这次不会是Ritalin 狂欢
Forget them other men girl, pay the middle attention
忘记他们别人的女孩,中间的注意
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
我没有提到 Jennifer's
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
爱着我,John Mayer,所以坐在板凳上
Man I swear them other guys you give'em an inch
我发誓他们其他的家伙 你给他们一英寸
They take a mile, they got style, bigger than Slim(?)
他们用一英里,他们得到style, 比Slim的大

CHORUS
and thats why, my love you'll never live without
这就是为什么,我的爱没有我你会活不下去
I know you want me girl cuz i can see you checkin me out
我知道你想要我，女孩因为我能看到你偷看了我
and baby, you know you know you want me too
孩子，你知道你知道。你也需要我
not gonna deny it baby you know that i'm the only one for you (obligatory fart noise)
不要否认宝贝,你知道,我是唯一一个给你

damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
可恶的女孩我开始长出一个alphalpha --
why should i wash my filthy mouth out
为什么要我洗我肮脏的嘴
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
你觉得这坏你应该听听我专辑里面其他的
never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
从未有过这样的技巧与怀旧之情
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
我不想把这些弄乱
＊Cash - Jessica Alba的前男友 Cash Warren （金娜娜90友情翻译）
jessica alba put her breast in my mouth bro
jessica alba把她的乳房放在我口中老兄
wowzers i just made a mess in my trousers
wowzers（不知道啥意思）我只是把事情搞得一团糟在我的裤子里
and they wonder why i keep wrestlin elvis
他们问我为什么保持wrestlin（摔跤?)猫王

lord help us he's back in his pink alf shirt
上帝穿着粉色的alf衬衫回来帮助我们
lookin like someone drinked his outfit i think he' bout ta flip
看起来像有人把他的衣服给缩短感觉又想发狂 （金娜娜90友情翻译）
jessica rest assured superman's here to rescue ya
jessica放心超人来救你
can you blame me? i'm your amy you're my blake
你能怪我吗?我是你的艾米,你是我的blake
matter fact bake me a birthday cake
无论是否为我烤生日蛋糕
with a sawblade in it to make my jail break
放进锯条让我越狱成功（PP友情翻译）
maybe i think u just met your soul mate
也许我觉得你刚刚见到了你的灵魂伴侣
no break it down girl
不要打破它，女孩
CHORUS

还有这首是专门讽刺杰克逊的

Eminem - 【Just Lose It】

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
All right stop! Pajama time

Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate
And accusate (ahh ahh ahh!)
No words, papas got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise
I done touched on everything but little boys
Thats not a stab a Michael, thats just a metaphor
I'm just psycho, I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit outta control with my rhymes
Good god chick do a little slide
Bend now touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor like TP for my bunghole
And its cool if you let one go
No body's gonna know who hear it
Give a little toot toot its okay
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl you know you're my world
Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh, just lose it ahh ahh ahh
Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby

Now its friday and its my day
To party all the way to sunday
Every single monday I dont know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Cruisin on the freeway, feelin kinda breezy
Get the top down, let my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin
But when I get there I know someone's gonna touch my body
Excuse me miss I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin a lil stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomache and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out yeah
Whats your name girl whats your scurr?

Dre ahh ahh beer guy goes blind
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl you know you're my world
Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh, just lose it ahh ahh ahh
Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby

Now its tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
Each day I was runnin butt naked
down the street screamin ahh ahh ahh
Mother I'm sorry I don't need your number
All I need is this much I'm not guilty
They said save it or we'll get you on tape
tellin an old lady touch my body
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
Its real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like its 8 Mile now
The beat comes back everybody just lose theirselves
Snap back to reality look its B Rabbit
Yo you signed me up to battle?
I'm a grown man jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba
I know dont have any life I took a right hand whole
Tell me fellas what tell me fellas what grab ya left nut
and make ya right one jealous
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls,
fat girls, tall girls, small girls
I'm callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor
Its just chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin its the season just go ahh ahh ahh
So upeasin

Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl you know you're my world
Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh, just lose it ahh ahh ahh
Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby

Touch my body, touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

阿姆没有讽刺杰克逊和布兰妮的意思，但是他的歌词里面的确有点那个意思，他已经对此做了很明确道歉，而且阿姆小时候的偶像就是迈克尔杰克逊