请大家帮忙翻译成英语

First, let us ask the student over here, when did you start learning English? Why did you learn it?
I started learning English in elementary school because I thought it was fun. Our teachers would teach us nursery rhymes in English. My parents would also study with me. Occasionally they would bring me to English speeching competitions. Now studying English is no longer that easy, for we are confronted with tests and school work. However, it is very importnat; it can help us understand Western culture and show us a larger world. Li Yang, founder of Crazy English(不确定疯狂英语的英文是什么), once said: our goal is to seize wealth from foreigners! To blow them with our fluent English! We learn English to acquire wealth from foreigners and prosper our great nation. We learn English to spread the language and culture of China to the world. We learn English to love our country. Passing tests, seeking a good job, or travel abroad are just things we do in passing.
不错噢，楼主志向高远。

你好！这篇文章我老师说过，我可以帮助你！
first，we to ask one time here’s student，you is what time learn English，why to learn English？
To：Me is a an elementary school first learn English，at that time to feel English unusual amusing。teacher speaker English’sing，dad and mom or me speaker，me to English。Now，Ehglish is not easy，me can speaker English。But，English yet major，his want to founder of Crazy English， once said: our goal is to seize wealth from foreigners! To blow them with our fluent English! We learn English to acquire wealth from foreigners and prosper our great nation。 We learn English to spread the language and culture of China to the world。 We learn English to love our country。 Passing tests, seeking a good job， or travel abroad are just things we do in passing。
楼主，请你相信我，这篇课文我老师真的说过的！

First, let us ask this student over here, when did you start learning English? And why do you want to learn English?

Answer:I started learning English in primary school, because I felt that it was interesting at that time. The teacher will teach us English nursery rhymes, which my parents would learn along with me. They would even bring me to English Speaking competition.

Now, it seems that learning English is no longer such an easy task seeing that we need to focus on examinations and advancing to the next level of education. But learning English is still just as important as it can let us get a better understanding of western culture and expand our vision.

The Crazy English Creator Li Yang (直接翻译的不知道对不对) used to say, let us earn the foreigner's money! Use your fluent English to to give them a hard blow. We master the English language for the sake of earning money from the foreigner and bring wealth to our country; we learnt the language in order to further spread Chinese and China culture to the whole world; learning English is another way of showing even more love for our country! Passing your test, finding a good job and going overseas are just other convenient things that you achieve in the meantime!

First, Let's ask this student here. When did you start learning English, and why did you learn English?
Answer: I started learning in elementary school, back then, it was really fun. The teachers would teach us songs, mom and dad would learn with me, and they took me to compete in competetions. Now, studying English's no long easy, for we have to do exams and tests, upgrade. But studying English is still very important, it can let us understand the Western culture, show us a bigger world. Crazy Englishs' creator Li Yang said: It's to make profeit from foreigners! To blow them with our excelent English! Studying English and do well is to make more profeit from the foreigners, making more money, making our country wealthier, we learn English to teach the world our culture, to love our country more! Passing exams, finding a good job, going to other countries are simply things that would follow!
Hope that helped!

First, let's ask this classmate, when did you learn English, why want to learn English?
A: I'm an elementary school began to learn English, then think learning English very funny. The teacher will ask us English songs, mom and dad will accompany me together learn, still can take me to oral English game. Now seem to learn English is not that easy thing, we need to cope with the examination, studies. But learning English is still so important, it allows us to better understand western culture, broaden our horizons. The founder of crazy English li Yang, that is: "is to earn foreigners money! With beautiful English blow foreigner! To learn English well is to better earn money, increase the foreigners our great motherland wealth, learn English well is to better spread Chinese all over the world and Chinese culture and learn English well is to better our country! You pass the exam to get a good job, go abroad are conveniently things!

这句话肯定没有语法错误。相信我。我是一名华裔加拿大人。

There is a question for students who are currently learning English. When did you begin learning English? Why did you study English?

Answer: I began to study English when I was in elementary school. During that time, I found it was quite interesting to study English. Teachers taught us how to sing sample English lullabies. Moreover, both of my parents encouraged learning English, as well as attending some speech matches. As my English level improves, English seems not quite easy to study. We need to prepare for tests and graduation. However, it is absolutely important for a modern day person to learn English. English is a key for us to emerge into western culture, as well as to make us knowledgeable. The founder of Crazy English, Mr. Yang Lee said, “Our ultimate goal is to seize wealth from foreigners! Furthermore, using perfect and influent English to beat up foreigners! By learning English, we are able to acquire wealth from foreigners and to prosper our great nation; as well as to spread our splendid culture all over the globe. Then, individuals can pass tests, gain a high-paid job and go to foreign country naturally.

怎么可以这么快？！看来没我插手的余地了