Sit around and watch the tube but
nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Widdle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old sh*t
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm f*cking lazy
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like sh*t
Peel me off this velcro seat
and get me moving
I sure as hell
can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like sh*t
I got no motivation
where is my motivation
No time for motivation
smoking my inspiration
Sit around and watch the phone
but no one's calling
Call me pathetic
call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f*cking breaking
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bit my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
Some say
Quit or I'll go blind
But it's just a myth