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Tang qin care that
Tall, faint deep qin hall passes a murderous look, qin2 wang2 and tang of care and seating.
Qin2 wang2 (smile, intonation relieve) : for the change of Mr. To come to, is ling gentleman has promised?
Tang (calm, quiet care) : AnLingJun on your generous grateful, but ancestors of the land is 10000 change can not, still hope qin2 wang2 you excuse me!
Qin2 wang2 (face with irate look, intonation lifts) :??????? He still don't change! I use five hundred local change his small AnLing, he didn't promise, this is clearly look down upon me? He also didn't want to think we even Korean, w such power went off, and the AnLing but with five miles of small place survived, is this why? But I was the elder brother, don't see him when to play his idea just. Now I use ten times the place for him to expand territory, is obviously to him, but he is against my meaning, it is not too BuShiTaiJu?
Tang care (fearless, awe-inspiring) : that's not true!!!!! You misunderstood!!!!! AnLingJun inherited from the king of the land, should follow ancestor example, going with my whole heart, even a Trinidad guardian of the land is can't change ah, especially when it is only five hundred of the place?
Qin2 wang2 (explode with rage, pat table) : have you ever heard of Mr. Right to anger? You are not afraid of meeting the angry?
Tang care (face don't change color, leisurely) : will I talk, I never heard, natural less afraid and not afraid. You still fill me in.
Qin2 wang2 (look) : arrogant tell you, right once to anger, there will be millions of people died, and their blood will be dyed red of the river.
Tang care (slowly, said in a memo, your tone calm slowly) : you know, anger in the house? Civilians
Qin2 wang2 (extremely contempt, who) : hum!!!!! Civilians? How can anger Most be took off his cap, took off his boots, don't have his own life, with head to bump to it.
Don YiZhengCiYan care (HaoQi Lin however, tones, gradually tall) : hum!!!!! What you said is all some mediocre incompetent person, is not really a courageous person. I tell you, before the assassination of WuWangLiao only, comet's tail swept the moon; NieZheng xiangguo Korea when, after the assassination, a BaiGuangZhi rushed to the sun; To stay away from the assassination of an eagle, a avoid rush in the hall. They are three civilians have the wisdom of the people, in the heart of anger has not released, god sent illustrates signs. The three kinds of situations, is what I said the wrath of the cloth; Now if I were launched to wrath, and will be the same!!!!!
Qin2 wang2 enough face to be slightly panic, but, still so calm.
Tang care (pause, containing neville, who determined voice, sharp, matches the qin2 wang2 eyes: if there are brave people the angry, he will not let everybody go by war, with the suffering of the bones, the rivers of blood into mountain. Just to death two people, blood spray is in five step inside, but when will put on clothes, today is the case.
Tang care say that finish, pull out the sword and up. At that time, when the wind roar, thunder and lightning. A flash of lightning flashed across the hall, as the tang dynasty, the angry face care resolute, he is like a statue colossus, stood in front of qin.
Tang care words in qin2 wang2 ear repeatedly echo.
Is a thunder rolled over the hall.
Qin2 wang2 (frightened, and his face pale, voice trembled, please) Mr. : sit down please. You don't get angry! I was only joking with you, why should you really!!!!! I understand now, we are able to qin destroy Korea, wei, and the two countries AnLing but with five miles place exists, because there are completely you, sir!
The wind stopped, the sky is getting up bright cloud.
Narrator tang good care to finish the mission task, not only, more make overwhelming qin2 wang2 AnLing evaded a catastrophe. One thousand years, tang Lin biao, care not afraid threat of hero image have been live in people's hearts.