求10句话左右的英语小短文一篇【课前演讲用】、要求:搞笑,类似于冷笑话那种。不要抄袭网上其他的!!

2025-03-10 01:30:02
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回答1:

A woman was having some trouble with her heart, so she went to see the doctor. He was a new doctor, and did not know her, so he first asked some questions, and one of them was, “How old are you? ”
“Well,” she answered, “I don’t remember, doctor, but I will try to think,” she thought for a minute and then said, “yes, I remember now, doctor! When I married, I was eighteen years old, and my husband was thirty. Now my husband is sixty, I know. And that is twice thirty. So I am twice. That is thirty-six, isn’t it?”

回答2:

我帮你翻译楼上的短文。一个妇女心脏有些问题,于是她去看医生。那个医生是一位新到的医生,并且他不认识这个患者,因此他首先问了一些问题,其中一个问题是:“你多大了?”
“这个”,她回答道,“我不记得了,但是我会尽力去想。”她想了一会然后说道,“医生我想起来了!当我结婚的时候我是18岁,我的丈夫是30岁。现在我的丈夫是60岁,我知道了,那是30岁的二倍。所以我的年龄也应该是18岁的二倍,即36岁,难道不是吗?