英语小笑话

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？

什么叫叛徒？
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”
Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？”
Father：“A convert，my son．”
什么叫叛徒？
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？”
父亲（一位老资格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”
有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢？”
父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”

why does it rain on the road
A litter boy and his father walk down the village road . Suddenly it begins to rain very hard . At that time , they don't have umbrellas with them . There is no place to hide from the rain . So they are soon very wet . At that time , the boy feels very cold and hungry . Finally the boy becomes very angry and asks his father , "Why does it rain ? It's not very nice , is it ? "

"No , it isn't nice , but it's useful , my boy , " the father smiles , "It rains to make the plants grow for us , and to make the grass grow for the animals . "

The boy thinks for a moment and says , "Then why does it rain on the road ? "

你可以找到笑话后，再复制到翻译网翻译 你可以先找到笑话后 再拿到网上每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语

人之初 ：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善 ：Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)

性相近 ：Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)

习相远 ：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)

苟不教 ：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)

性乃迁 ：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)

教之道 ：The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)

贵以专 ：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)

昔孟母 ：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)

择邻处 ：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)

子不学 ：If you don”t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)

断机杼 ：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)

窦燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)

有义方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)

教五子 ：All his five son took it.(白话文生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)

名俱扬 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)

养不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)

父之过 ：It is all your fault..(英翻中这所有罪过都是你造成的)

教不严 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)

子不学 ：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)

非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)

幼不学 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)

老何为 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)

不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)

人不学 ：If you don t learn sex.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)

不知义 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)

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