急求搞笑英语话剧剧本

我妈学英语的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深.因此每当老妈问我英文的时候,我都会先吃三片阿期匹林,缠好绷带,再运上龟背神功至第十二重.

下面是我和老妈的对话，A代老妈，B代我：
　　A:“儿子啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t trouble me .是什么意思啊~?”

　　B:“我很烦,别烦我”

　 A:“找打,跟**这么说话”(于是被扁)

　 A“i hear nothing,reapt. 是what意思啊”

　　B:“我没听清,再说一次”

　　A:“i hear nothing,reapt”

　　B：“我没听清,再说一次”

　　结果被扁

　　A：再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢”

　　B：说:“你说什么”(再次被扁)

　　A：再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊”

　　B：说:“查字典”

　　A：“查字典我还问你做甚”(被扁)

　　A：又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢”

　　B：说:“你最好问别人”

　　A：“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.”

　　B：“啊!god save me !”

　　A：“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思。
　　
　　A：这个“i don’t know.”是什么意思？

　　B：“我不知道”

　　A：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

　　B：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！

　　 知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂
　　
　　A：你在给我说说这个。“i know.”是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

　　B：是“我知道”

　　A：知道就快说。

　　B：就是“我知道”

　　A：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

　　B：就是我知道呀！

　　A：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！(又一顿爆揍)
　　
　　
　　B：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.”是什么意思？

A:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!”

　　B:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.”

　A：“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手

　　B连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思.”

　A：“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”

　　(我晕倒)

Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn’t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.
Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)
Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile
stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)
(He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”
Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉
Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.
Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.
Peg: (with happiness) Why… (She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.)
Hey, Stephen, you’re awfully quiet. What’s wrong?
Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I’m just thinking about what I’m going to do after you leave for Argentina.
Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn’t you ask him?
Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… (Peg looked angry.)
Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?
Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina
for a month to continue drawing for us?
Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let’s do it!!!
The End
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