用英语讲一个笑话，120词到150词，高一水平，不要很难。我要故事类的，不要都是对话，最好是自己亲

Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow".
老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行."
Mother:Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom:I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆：我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇瓶子了
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
杰克：当然应该了.
汤姆：为什么?
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了.

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