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1 doctor asked the patient how fractures
Patients say "sand in my shoes, you hold the pole shook shoes.
A bastard over there, thought I was electrocuted, then cut up sticks gives me two sticks! ”
2 day come home from work and found a cow b hold wires bumper shock, then the worry, I didn't want handy picked up a stick and waved to him, and fought to get him to the hospital, thinking: do a good deed today ~
3 I am tall, one day in the white jeans, stood by the roadside waiting for, find a cow b holding me straight enliven, I had the air, thinking his wife did not hold before me, is preparing to outburst, fortunately there is a brave act for a handsome readily picked up a stick, waved to him, interrupting a dog leg.
I don't think the world is a good man Ah ... ...
4 I long of is thin, class in students are called I Ma rod, one day I saw a people hold with also a a people in straight enliven, I is curious does, how this 2 a people is dry what of does, suddenly to a a people, takes just up I on LUN up, hit in that shaking of people who, that called a Halo Ah, days Hou, I in hospital only woke up came, to now does not known this all is why, really failure!
希望采纳

1 the doctor asked the patient is how fracture
The patient said, "I think there was some sand in the shoe, took hold of telephone pole. There is a bastard shake shoes through there, thought I get an electric shock, and start to copy a stick to my two stick!"
2 one day came home from work, find a cow B embrace wire poles to get an electric shock, when the nasty, I think all didn't want to conveniently holds a stick and his swing, dozen get him to go to the hospital, I thought: today, had done a good deed ~
3 I very high, one day in a white jeans, standing on the side of the road, waiting for a bus, found a cow B hold me straight alive, I at that time the gas, thought the wife didn't hugged me ah, is preparing to go ape, fortunately have a warm hand picked up a handsome boy with a stick, he laid, interrupting the ya ?
呵呵 可采纳吗？ 已经八九不离十了

1,The doctor asked the patient how fractures
Patients say "sand in my shoes, I hold the pole shook shoes.A bastard over there, thought I was electrocuted, then cut up sticks gives me two sticks! ”

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